The life and times of the Hat Chick and her brood....Big Daddy and The Chick raising peeps in the New South.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Action and his partner had a private lesson with Corky Ballas from Dancing with the Stars last night. You remember Corky....he danced with Cloris Leachman.

Corky was going over cha-cha basics when he accused Action of doing more of a moonwalk than a cha-cha. Then, Action, told Corky that he knew how to moonwalk. Corky asked to see it.

This is what happened:

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Corky then asked him who taught him to moonwalk. Action proudly said, "My mom." Corky looked over at me and gave me a nod. I promptly turned beat red. Notice I didn't video that part.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

What bugs me about Halloween

The graveyard in the pit of despair always looks, well, desperate, but not in that creepy kind of way.


Even though the foyer is crawling with 200 tiny plastic spiders, it still looks a little benign.


I buy too much candy which forces me, the football player and the mercenary to eat it all.


My efforts to be festive for the holiday.....Big Daddy with his pull along, beer filled cooler.....The peeps in their costumes and I in mine.......the foyer decorated for Halloween enjoyment.....


....seems a little unappreciated when the parents of the trick-or-treaters glare at me when I make their kids pet my bird in order to get candy.

Wouldn't that bug you too?

Thursday, October 29, 2009

There'd be a Texas Chainsaw Massacre if it wasn't so pretty

This is my giant mutant conferderate rose in full bloom.


Ain't she purty?!


She needs to be purty, because when the "bloom has faded"......


...it all goes to hell in a handbasket....or at least a skimmer basket.



The pool becomes littered with these rotting blooms and giant dead figgy leaves.

The floaters gather in the corners, hovering together, making flotillas to protect themselves from the skimmers.

The ones that don't make it into the pool charade as giant bird droppings.


EEwww~ At least the little dudes don't smell.


But they do leave skid marks.
I wonder if the chainsaw has gas in it?

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The New Girls

Do you remember when there was a new kid in class? The kid would look at the floor when introduced to the class, then sheepishly ease down the row to sit in the desk assigned by the teacher.

That is NOT how it went when I brought these new beauties home. These new girls boldly walked into my closet and said, "Move over. You're in my spot."


This is Gigi. She's from Paris. She smokes and sips espresso from demitasse cups at sidewalk cafes. Her scarf is always perfectly draped in that messy-but-I-meant-for-it-to-look-like-this way. She can't commit to just one man. She's flirty.


This is Amelia. She is also from Paris, but she's from the 14th arrondissements, home of open air art markets. She is a one-of-a-kind original. She is quiet, yet bold. She has a certain look about her that lets you know she's always a lady, but she means business.



Eleanor. Stately. Fashionable. Matter-of-fact. Will tell you when you have food in your teeth. You better return the favor for her. She can handle the truth.


This is Sophia. She is a outerwear girl. She likes cold weather and heavy wool coats. She loves hot chocolate. She's a snuggler. She is looking for a rockin' Burberry scarf to be her sidekick. Sophia is a little jealous of Ruby right now.
"Why?" you ask.
Because Ruby found a sidekick.

Who does she think she is? She strolled in with these rosette peep-toed friends a few weeks ago. She told me to pair them up with a black pencil skirt and a white ruffled blouse. And if that wasn't enough, she ordered me to find a red scarf to tie to my black Dior bag. Ruby has gotten a little pushy! But I did forgive her when I received many compliments on the pairing. She gave me that "I told you so" look. Pushy, I tell you.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Just a teaser

I have new hats. Quite a few new hats actually. I've been in chapeau acquisition mode since the summer.

I will introduce the ladies tomorrow. One of the gals has acquired a side-kick....how does that happen?

How many have Peeped here?