Action and the Musical

I had to take Action to school early this morning. He decided to audition for a speaking part in the 2nd grade musical program (to be seen after the PTA meeting - that PTA knows how to get the attendance up!) He is hoping to get the "rapping" part. He's been practicing at home.

Here is my suburban white-bread cracker's audition piece:

*scratching noise* *hand gestures to indicate scratching*

fricka-fricka-fricka-fricka-fricka-fricka-fricka-fricka FREASH (in deep south little-tex accent)

*pose with arms wrapped around chest, head cocked, chin up, looking down his nose with pauchy lips*

Sometimes I don't know where that kid came from.